Please keep pursuing your career in the music industry.
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.
Why can’t I just have a floating speaker playing Pink Floyd follow me for the rest of my life
a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online
what about your friends overseas?
So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg
And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates
And people started messaging me so I responded
And one person proposed to me
And then she blocked me so I made a status about it
Holy shell I need a life
why does an Egg have better social life than me
*studies for 2 minutes*